- Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm getting smaller.
- You'll just have to be a little patient.
- Is there a word in English that contains all the vowels?
- Unquestionably.
- Where do cows go for a night out?
- To the moo-vies.
- What flowers make you think of a kiss?
- Tulips.
- Waiter, what do you call this?
- It's bean soup, sir.
- I don't care where it's been - what is it now?
- In this place you can eat dirt cheap.
- But who wantas to eat dirt?
- Well, how do you like school?
- Closed.
- Do you feel like a cup of coffee?
- Of course not! Do I look like one?
- Did you put the cat out?
- Why? Is it on fire?
- So you're going to start a bakery?
- Yes, if I can raise the dough.
